SHOCK IN D.C.: First Lady Melania Trump Officially Announces Divorce After Catching Donald Trump in Bed With…SEE WHO!

SHOCK IN D.C.: First Lady Melania Trump Announces Divorce After Catching Donald in Bed With…SEE WHO!

Washington, D.C. — In a scandal that has rocked the political world, First Lady Melania Trump has officially announced her divorce from former President Donald J. Trump following an explosive personal discovery at their Mar-a-Lago estate.

According to fictional insiders, Melania returned early from a charity event in New York to find Donald Trump in bed—not with a political aide, not with a celebrity, but with none other than his long-time personal tanning technician, Fabio Del Sol, who had apparently been “giving him a special bronze touch.”

Witnesses say Melania stormed out of the room yelling in three different languages, flinging a copy of The Art of the Deal at the wall. Within 48 hours, she had contacted her legal team and made a public announcement of the split through her press secretary.

“I have always believed in the sanctity of marriage,” Melania said in her (fictional) statement, “but I did not sign up for a love triangle involving self-tanner and betrayal.”

Social media exploded with memes and speculation, with #FabioGate trending within minutes. Twitter users were divided between shock, amusement, and a weird sense of déjà vu.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump has denied all allegations, saying: “There was nothing inappropriate. I was simply receiving an aggressive exfoliation.”

Legal experts (fictionally) predict a messy divorce ahead, citing decades of assets, properties, and reality TV royalties to divide.

This fabricated drama is, of course, entirely fictional—but if Hollywood doesn’t pick it up, we’ll be shocked.